Today, while I was doing my math homework, I flashbacked to the time I wrote a story about numbers for my math teacher. Now, here's the sequel!
"Why do I have to be paired up with him!" wailed x. "y is such...a guy! As in Y-chromosomes! He means nothing to me! y=0! Worst of all, I have to be in the exact same place as him if we were a pair! Oh, why couldn't I just be on a different plane!" "All us variables have a hard life! Didn't you see z! He just got substituted, and crossed out of the equation. Or worse, we can be eliminated and cease to exist..." y said bitterly. " I didn't think your thinking was parallel to mine! I guess I don't want to be just a lonely x-intercept..." x said softly. " Don't worry, as long as our slopes are not equal, there will always be a point we must intersect!" said y to x, using an inductive tone.
My math homework is still not done.
Hm, well last week i just got back from a cruise to Mexico! I went on a waverunner. The thing is, if you fall off, you fall into the deep, deep ocean. Where you will get salt in your eyes that will burn like hell. But I didn't, so it's alright. There was an ice cream dispenser on the cruise~ Oh, and there was a lot of military backup in Cabo. Apparently lots of important people are meeting there, and they are not taking ANY chances. This was the first time in my life where I saw a guy holding a real machine gun. Also having a military tank pull up against you on the freeway is kind of funny.
